Silver Fox Notice!

If one more person suggests this guy:





Or this guy:




I'm going to get violent.

Yours Truly,

Silver Fox Expert

Silver Fox Alert! Ross Jeffries.

Harmless Jewish guy right?




Wrooooooooooooooooooong!

Presenting The MAN, the LEGEND, The Master of Seduction…..drum roll please!!!!!!

Ross Jeffries Ladies and Gentlemen!



Confused?

Don’t be.

Think about it—he is one of, if not THE original founding member of the Pick Up Artist community. He has been teaching men how to get into a woman’s pants since before I was born— meaning that he has long ago satisfied Malcolm Gladwell’s 10,000 hour rule. He is like the Grand Master of your domain, he doesn’t even HAVE to take off your pants… you’ll gladly do it yourself after he Jedi mind f*cks you.



Yes. He’s THAT good.

In my original post I said that the ideal Silver Fox has to be really exceptional in his line of work. I don’t care what he does, as long he is great at it. And as far as RJ’s line of work goes, he is as good as it gets… the crème de la crème of the seduction community. He surpasses the standard run-of- the- mill “game” routines, and psychoanalyzes you into submission. He gets into your head by applying hypnotic techniques that maneuver your stream of consciousness into a sort of compliant state of arousal…

This little ‘ol Jew can bring out your deepest sexual fantasies with a carefully phrased status message on Facebook! He can give you an exploding metaphysical orgasm just buy looking at you!

Not following?

I’m telling you that he’ll get you in the sack before you can say “but I have a boyfriend!”

Okay, okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a tiny bit. But you get the idea. He’s pretty damn good!

Now I know what you must be thinking. Here’s this guy that dedicated his entire life to becoming a master manipulator just to get laid. Fantastic. What’s in it for me?

Well, take a moment to contemplate this for a second…

RJ certainty teaches men how to seduce you, but he also teaches them about fulfilling your fantasies.

In a world where women often lose their femininity and forget meaning of sensuality & sexuality, the likes of Ross Jeffries can reawaken your inner “Sasha Fierce”. To know that a man can create a comfortable situation that allows you to relinquish control over all your fears, concerns and insecurities – to let down your guard-– to submit to your desire, your basic animalistic need…. even if it’s just for a night! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh... I mean---what can be better?! You might be in a trancelike condition, but I can assure you that you’ll talk yourself into letting your hair loose without even recognizing that you’re doing it.

You might not even regret it!

And this, my friend, is true seduction… this is the power of Ross Jeffries.

So what did we learn today boys and girls? We learned that we should never underestimate a curly haired older Jewish man who lives with two cats and lights Shabbat candles on Friday night.


Because underneath the surface lies a Silver Fox with the charisma of a cult leader.



Ross Jeffries is the Guru of Getting Laid. And YOU might be his next victim.

Silver Fox Alert! Anthony Bourdain

I first learned about this Silver Fox while watching his tremendous show, No Reservations.

Anthony "Tony" Bourdain -a retired chef-- travels all over the world in search of the best meal. Tony is truly charming... a perfect travel partner who'll drink a beer with you, smoke a cigarette, and show you the best places to get quality grub
pretty much anywhere in the world.

The episode of No Reservations that really 'spoke' to me was the one where Anthony travels to Russia . Being from the Soviet motherland, I was naturally impressed with Anthony's ability to throw back a shot of vodka with the fluidity of a local 'Boris'. He has an air of quiet confidence about him (even when drunk), and he struts around Red Square wearing nothing but a leather jacket and a pair of naturally distressed Levi jeans. Mmmmmmmm. If you know anything about us Russians, you’d understand how much we drool over men in Levi jeans!

Moving on…

Tony's tour guide cons him into a Sauna where his hot little tuchus gets wacked by birch trees in a traditional Russian 'Banya'. Even if you're not into S&M, this segment is undeniably hot! But Not to worry ladies- rest assured that our Chef Foxiness survived the torturous beating. Being the 'roll with the punches' type of guy, he even strips down to his tighty whities to jump into an ice hole for a refreshing below zero swim. The only thing missing in this Siberians ice bath?

Me.

This was the defining moment for me and Tony and our budding relationship. I became instantly smitten with this hot piece of (fill in the blank here), and I needed to learn more about this Fox. Immediately!

I went to the local book shop and picked up Bourdain's first book: Kitchen Confidential.


It. was. Brilliant!!!!


In the book, Tony talks about his upbringing as a rough- around –the- edges, quick- study Sous-Chef. He compares the kitchen to a pirate ship--- dirty, messy, uninhibited, full of outlaws and sex. He talks about reusable bread, the truth behind a seafood specials and how illegal immigrants make up the best kitchen help at five star restaurants all over Manhattan. He manhandles food vendors and is savvy enough to gain the respect of the best kitchen crews in town. His book is about confidence, perfection and survival-- he triumphed over the NY gourmet world as badass Chef outlaw. A very very hot badass Chef outlaw!

Here’s the bottom line girls: Tony is a rebel. A balls- to -the wall, pull-your -hair- in -bed type of silver fox. Oh, and he can whip up a nice Foie Gras for you after sex, if you fancy that sort of thing.

So picture this-

You. Tony. Together. Someone in the hills of Tuscany. Watching the sunset. Sharing freshly made salad, pasta and meat. Drinking Chianti. Running your fingers through his beautiful, silvery curls. Whispering sweet nothings to each other. Finishing the night with a bit more wine. And some good old fashioned rogering....





Cheesy? Yes. But you know you'd go there if you could...twice.

So here's to you Mr. Bourdain! I raise my glass in honor of your Silveriness! For keeping these fantasies alive! For being a hellova sexy older man! For having an edge, for cooking, for traveling, for writing... and for wearing a pair of Levi's like no other!

Solut!